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Friday, March 11, 2005

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the answer to life the universe and everything

My movie "What's with...? list

-What's with The Amityville Horror? How can it be based on a true story that was made up?

-What's with horror movies and pale little girls with black stringy hair?

-What's with horror movies and bathtubs?

-What's with the Star Wars Episode III trailer - looks awesome - and no Jar Jar.

-What's with Bruce Willis and Die Hard - wannabe movies?

-What's with Will Smith?

-What's with all these movies with Hilary Duff in them?

-What's with all these new animated movies?

-What's with director commentaries and them babbling on about what they had for lunch during a specific scene instead of the specific scene?

-What's with these 70's remakes: Herby the Love Bug and Bad News Bears?

-What's with THE RING? Saw it, was bored, it didn't make sense and now there's a sequel?

-What's with Tom Cruise?

-What's with too much CG? Hello? Flesh and bone?

K....add if you'd like.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Ain't it True 3

"We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%?"

- Ellen Degeneres

Ain't it true 2

"Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick."

-Gwyneth Paltrow

Ain't it true

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."

-- Will Smith

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Move on...?

I think tomorrow I'm going to be asked to leave - not fired because by law they can't (more about that later). I do "excellent" work and am an "asset" to the dept. So why do they want me to go? They don't want anyone with a chronic illness to deal with. This has been a long time coming. I'm not too shocked - except for their passive-aggressive communication - or lack thereof. I was told over a voice message at home about all this. They didn't have the balls to tell me in person. Tomorrow I see "them." I'm prepared to hear their excuses and their reasons. If needed, I'll pull out the big guns - like the time my chief of staff told me - while I was calling people for one of our job searches - to make sure I put the "ethnic sounding people at the top of the list..." because "we need to fill our quota." But, I'm not looking for a fight - unless they get nasty. Anyway, then comes the unknown. The "Undiscovered Country." It's time to move on...

Friday, March 04, 2005

Picture Pages

Check out this fun photo website:

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and check out my pages:

jerryfantastic.buzznet.com

Good times.