To the Gay "community" of Minneapolis

Dear God take a chance - say "HI" to someone you don't know - quit whining about "drama" and people with "issues" - everyone has issues - don't be so self-absorbed - if a guy smiles at you - smile back - end your passive-aggressive personalities - make a difference - have something to show the world besides your ever-lasting quest for perfect pecs - look for beauty within - stop pretending you have yourself all figured out - stop waiting and start doing - if you think you're hot shit, most likely you're an empty shell - have issues - be imperfect - laugh at yourself - open up - be proud of yourself not your label - stop being a bitch - take a risk - enjoy something other than the superficial - stop dissing older gay men - they paved the roads you now take advantage of - have respect - share yourself.